Bayesian spam!

Cool! I know Bayes has reached the big time when I receive spam like this:

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You know the saying, “It’s not real unless it’s on TV”? My saying is: It’s not real until it’s on spam.

4 thoughts on “Bayesian spam!

  1. These guys are relentless. I recognize the message just by reading the first few words.

    This may be partly because I belong to both INFORMS and ASA.

    Isn't "powerful desktop application" a dated cliche?

  2. Well, Bayesians are often deeply concerned with models' posteriors. It often takes all night to satisfactorily sample those posteriors. (Cue bow-chicka-bow music.)

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