Pretty funny:

A twice-fired cop who got her job back after being sacked in 1992 isn’t entitled to a third stint with the NYPD, a state appeals court has ruled. Angela Willis – who was canned in 1995, only to be reinstated and fired again in 2004 – had her latest bid to keep her job unanimously rejected by a five-judge panel. The state Appellate Division ruling, which upheld her ouster by a Police Department trial, was made public yesterday. Willis had originally been dropped from the NYPD 11 years ago for sick leave abuse, racking up 40 absences. But she successfully sued to get reinstated. She then repeatedly ran afoul of her bosses during her second term in the NYPD. Police brass suspended her in 2000 for allegedly impeding the investigation of a Queens murder, in which her SUV was allegedly used as the getaway car. Six months later, she was charged with showing up to work drunk and with a forged doctor’s note. She was suspended and police later moved to fire her. Willis sued the NYPD last year in federal court, charging that she had been fired for making harassment complaints. But the suit was withdrawn earlier this year.

But I still think this was funnier.